2nd Rule: No shirts, no shoes.
3rd Rule: Only two guys (or gals) to a fight.
4th Rule: No fighting! Fighting is bad. Hard-core matches of Pat-A-Cake or Peek-A-Boo are encouraged, however.
5th Rule: Milk, juice, and snacks will be provided and there will be a mandatory nap time.
(Amended from The Rules of Fight Club)
